Not a single f*ck was given that day.
All this pit bull wanted was a quick trim but he didn't feel like waiting in line so he went on the offensive.
Unless you have a shield...
And she gets bitten. What did you think would happen?
Scissors don't exist in the Amazon so the locals just use Piranhas.
Just when they think they landed a huge swordfish the FAHKING sharks attack!!!
A crew of four is seen wrestling with the giant, 600-pound marlin for a few minutes before the fish jumps into the boat, knocking one of the men down as it fights to get free.
Boom, headshot...He came out of nowhere!!! Cat - 1, Little Kid - 0
You should beavery careful when approaching a beaver because they don't give a dam. See what I did there?