Thank god for protective glass...
Not a single f*ck was given that day.
Watch out!!! Incoming monkey ninja.
This dog thinks his own foot is going to get his bone and is ready to attack.
I think you'll all agree he got what he deserved.
You better wear a helmet when going down this river because you might take a flying fish to the head.
OH NO Mom, am I gonna die? I got rabies!!!
WOW, next time you see an eagle circling overhead you better rush to your kids! They've been known to snatch up small goats and as you will see; small kids too. WTF