Cute little supermarket trick with ground pork.
Trying to get some sun and the damn dog pisses on me.
Imagine swimming and that brushes up against your leg!
Wonder if he found anything good in there?
There is a reason why you are not supposed to put your fingers in a shark's mouth!
Do you want an immortal dog? Then just cut off his paws, send them away for 150 dollars and you will get back some special juice.
These two are having lots of fun chasing each other around the living room floor.
If you ever need a machine gun in an emergency just pick up your cat and fire away.