A mother deer gets very defensive and attacks when a dog and cat get close to her baby fawn.
Don't beep your horn at this dog or he will get pissed off.
Cute little supermarket trick with ground pork.
Trying to get some sun and the damn dog pisses on me.
Imagine swimming and that brushes up against your leg!
Wonder if he found anything good in there?
Do you want an immortal dog? Then just cut off his paws, send them away for 150 dollars and you will get back some special juice.
If you ever need a machine gun in an emergency just pick up your cat and fire away.
This dog is gonna overdose on peanut butter.