That's bullshit, it was a fricken travel!
The grocery store can be a viscous place!
Maybe one of these days he will set up a camera to catch them in the act?
She doesn't take criticism very well!
I would have pulled him right through the car window! What a major prick!
Absolutely do not touch his trees! It pisses him off!
Angry Birds has found itself on millions of smart phones between the iPhone and Android, and after all the death and destruction, a peace treaty was called to resolve the great avian/swine war.
This guy was expecting something a little better for what he paid.
Unfortunately the door wasn't as strong as he thought. That's the last elevator ride he will ever take. That wheelchair is going to come in handy now.