He just can't seem to get that tune right.
Some guy caught on that a private investigator was watching his every move so he came over to his car and stole his keys. A barrage of cussing follows.
Why does somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a sh*t???
You Pinocchio f***ing nose go mind your own business...
They won't be calling the bullpen any time soon.
Stop Now - Don't Email My Wife!
The wife wants his attention NOW, so he gives it to her. That will teach her to nag...
"I want to go to the lake whaaaaaa..." Damn I feel bad for that guy.
Doesn't mean you should take it out on your buddies.