Holy sh*t!!!!!! I'ts pretty evident that wasn't how it was supposed to go. He should thank his lucky stars he survived that fail.
What is making the earth move like that?
Andrew Dice Clay has one of the dirtiest stand up comedian acts around.
He shoots 5 clay pigeons in the air at once, then demonstrates the punt gun on 128 clay pigeons.
This guy is back and must be the best batter in the world because now he's shooting down clay pigeons with a bat and ball.
Fighting for the army somewhere in the jungle, you fall out of your squadron's helicopter. You are now alone on an unexplored island filled with mad monsters who want to feast upon your flesh. Today is NOT the day you die!
You never know who's on the other line out there...
Here is a giant montage of Bruce Willis clips rolled into one epic video because Bruce Willis is just awesome.
The phrase "Eat shit and die" is used quite often in the movies.
Check out this awesome claymation. It's funny, gruesome, and action packed!