I want to hold her hand too!
Don't go near this dog's Budweiser unless you want to lose a hand. Beer is a dog's best friend.
Maybe your girl would like a dick inside her? Oops, I mean a Dickens Cider!!!
Get hammered and pass out on your roof naked!
Somebody had too much spiked eggnog.
Great way to knock yourself out!
Be careful what you wish for tough guy...
He shoots it right into her face...
All that vodka can make flat ground seem like a mountain.
Don't leave your drink unattended at this beach because its filled with a bunch of alcoholic monkeys.