A guy walks into a bar and asks for 13 margaritas. The bartender abruptly...
Could be a drunk psycho or a chance to get laid?
Just say no to drugs kids!!!
Looks like he had too much of a good time last night.
This guy has razors for teeth.
I wonder how much that drink cost?
This dude was already half in the bag before he started...
All that vodka can make flat ground seem like a mountain.
Maybe your girl would like a dick inside her? Oops, I mean a Dickens...
This guy trained his dog to open the fridge and fetch him a beer. Amazing!