Maybe your girl would like a dick inside her? Oops, I mean a Dickens Cider!!!
This has FAIL written all over it. This dude thinks he can chug a full bottle of Patron Tequila. A waste of some good Tequila if you ask me!
That sux for his buddy!!!
Somebody had too much spiked eggnog.
One too many beers turns this guy into a drunk linebacker.
It's a miracle that he didn't drop a single slice on the ground!
This dude was already half in the bag before he started...
Rednecks don't need to visit an actual dentist. They just get hammered on Jack Daniels and rip out their teeth.
Anyone for a game of beer pong?