He's definitely not a circus bear.
Pole Vault Across River Fail. He almost made it...well, not really.
Not a bad view if I do say so myself.
The third installment of the acclaimed "i saw her standing there" series. Picking up right from the end of "i saw her too, with lasers", you've gotta explore the entire world in a cross-continental game of zombie love tag
That's about as close as you can get to meeting your maker and not a single f*ck was given that day...
That's what happens when you dart out across the road without looking.
Guy Gets Beer Bottle Smashed Across His Face, He wasn't expecting that.
The first thing you should of been taught was to look both ways before crossing the street. This is what happens if you don't!