WTF!!! He ran me over and I jumped on the hood.
That will keep you from dosing off! I didn't know deer could fly!
If he was 1 second slower he would be toast!
Can't even enjoy a couple slices of pizza without getting interrupted.
Happy Birthday? Wait for it...
If you thought yesterdays blender accident was brutal then you ain't seen nothing yet...
Another reason why you should always wear your seatbelt.
If this guy reacted a second too late he might not be here right now.
Got what he deserved IMO...
Sometimes it's just as dangerous on base than it is on the battlefield.