They look like they could rip off your wiener with their organic entertainment system & then eat it - It's such a tragic waste of potential hawtness...
Baseball Hall of Famer Kirby Puckett was photographed by Minnesota cops in October 2002 after being charged with sexual assault and false imprisonment. The 43-year-old former Twins outfielder allegedly groped a woman after pulling her into the bathroom of a Twin Cities-area restaurant.