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Funny Joke: Farting to the music

Farting to the music

You are blond and on a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is...
2/23/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Blow Job and Seamen

Blow Job and Seamen

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when...
11/16/2008 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Teaching Manners

Teaching Manners

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son...
11/18/2005 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Women and Washing Machine

Women and Washing Machine

Q: What is the difference between a Woman and a washing machine? A: The...
6/23/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Dont mess around

Dont mess around

My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you...
10/30/2008 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: How they have sex...

How they have sex...

ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures. ACTORS do it on cue. ADVERTISERS...
2/2/2011 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: The Hippie and The Nun

The Hippie and The Nun

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The...
3/31/2011 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: 2 Drunks, 1 Brillant Idea!

2 Drunks, 1 Brillant Idea!

One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but...
1/21/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Ugly again

Ugly again

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and...
5/20/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Duct tape

Duct tape

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He...
5/20/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Rocket Fuel

Rocket Fuel

Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft...
9/29/2008 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Turn the page

Turn the page

A man and his wife got into bed for the night. The wife had curled up ready...
11/10/2008 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Wheres the "P"

Wheres the "P"

There was a little boy who was in kindergarten and he had to go to the...
9/22/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Fish Market

Fish Market

One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled...
6/30/2006 12:00:00 AM
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