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Funny Joke: Alcohol Labels

Alcohol Labels

The following warning labels will be placed immediately on all varieties of...
9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Lifetime lessons

Lifetime lessons

1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
8/2/2010 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: My ass itches

My ass itches

A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a...
3/25/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Swamp Mom

Swamp Mom

A guy was standing in a bar when a stranger walks in. After a while they...
5/19/2010 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Circumcised

Circumcised

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming...
4/14/2011 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: A cute vagina

A cute vagina

An old man in the nursing home got a bottle of wine for his birthday. He...
10/20/2008 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Quiet Sex

Quiet Sex

Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife...
1/26/2011 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Which Hole?

Which Hole?

A mathematician, a philosopher, and a blonde all go to Hell and receive a...
9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM
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Funny Joke: Prescription to Kill

Prescription to Kill

This fellow comes into a pharmacy and asks for a vial of Cyanide. The...
8/18/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Humorous Sex

Humorous Sex

My husband came home with a tube of K Y jelly and said, "This will make...
1/26/2011 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: The Dead Hunter

The Dead Hunter

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls...
2/18/2011 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Gone baby gone!

Gone baby gone!

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of...
2/18/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: 12 Shots

12 Shots

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast...
9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM
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