Random Funny Jokes

Magic *Apples*

Magic *Apples*

A young fellow ran into an old man who was carring a bag. "Whats in the...
7/20/2009 12:00:00 AM
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The Penis wants a Raise

The Penis wants a Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following...
9/20/2005 2:00:00 PM
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One tug, two tugs....

One tug, two tugs....

Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found...
12/8/2008 12:00:00 AM
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Condom and a Pharmacist

Condom and a Pharmacist

A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: "Hello, Could you...
8/12/2008 12:00:00 AM
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Designated Decoy

Designated Decoy

From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport,comes this true...
8/25/2008 12:00:00 AM
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Pissed in his ear...

Pissed in his ear...

A little boy went to his teacher to tell her he found a frog. The teacher...
12/10/2010 12:00:00 AM
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Cofounded Sex

Cofounded Sex

A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn...
1/26/2011 12:00:00 AM
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Sexual Statistics

Sexual Statistics

A guy gets on an airplane and finds his seat assignment is next to a...
3/10/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Eleven Fingers

Eleven Fingers

There was a little boy who had just learned to count on his fingers. One...
8/24/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Xmas Poem

Xmas Poem

Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both...
12/26/2008 12:00:00 AM
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Fear THIS!

Fear THIS!

The 5 questions most feared by men are: 1. What are you thinking...
2/7/2011 12:00:00 AM
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