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Funny Joke: Osama Bin Laden Martini

Osama Bin Laden Martini

Next time you go out to the bar with your friends, ask for the latest and...
5/5/2011 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Circumcised

Circumcised

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming...
2/8/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Take them all off

Take them all off

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is...
9/16/2008 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: The Doctor and The Patient

The Doctor and The Patient

"I've got some good news and some bad news" the doctor says. "What's...
1/17/2012 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Susie and Little Jonny

Susie and Little Jonny

One day Little Susie got her "monthly bleeding" for the first time in her...
9/8/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Orange penis

Orange penis

A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, youve got to help me. My penis is...
8/31/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Lifetime lessons

Lifetime lessons

1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
8/2/2010 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Whos fucked now?

Whos fucked now?

A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer and...
8/31/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Plane Crash

Plane Crash

So a plane is crashing into the sea and all the passengers are preparing...
9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Still in the Crate!

Still in the Crate!

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch....
4/5/2010 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Tricking a Nun

Tricking a Nun

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The...
3/2/2013 10:38:26 AM
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Funny Joke: Dont mess around

Dont mess around

My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you...
10/30/2008 12:00:00 AM
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