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Funny Joke: The Hammer

The Hammer

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating...
1/28/2012 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Blow Chunks

Blow Chunks

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a case of beer, any kind...
10/20/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Both of them!

Both of them!

A guy stops by to visit his friend. They talk for a while and then the...
9/14/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Heavy vs Skinny

Heavy vs Skinny

He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women? I...
5/12/2010 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Whos looking for work?

Whos looking for work?

Four doctors are standing around one day are talkin bout the economy and...
1/27/2010 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Its Sperm-Drink it!

Its Sperm-Drink it!

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun....
5/12/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: What did you teach???

What did you teach???

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST...
6/9/2010 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Size Matters

Size Matters

A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it...
9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM
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Funny Joke: Car Wreck

Car Wreck

A guy is driving his girlfriend home when she decides she wants to go to...
10/25/2010 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: 3 Dates

3 Dates

There was a farmer who had 3 daughters that where going on their first date...
9/16/2008 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Youre so stupid...

Youre so stupid...

Youre so stupid, your mother told you to go buy a color television and you...
2/16/2006 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Cow Field

Cow Field

A guy walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck and...
10/20/2008 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Life in prison

Life in prison

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know Im a virgin and I dont...
8/31/2010 12:00:00 AM
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