Random Funny Jokes

Second Opinion

Second Opinion

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You arent...
3/3/2010 12:00:00 AM
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Sex for the first time

Sex for the first time

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with...
9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM
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Who Said That?

Who Said That?

It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student...
9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM
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Forgotten Name

Forgotten Name

A man was invited for dinner at a friends house. Every time the host needed...
2/2/2011 12:00:00 AM
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69

69

Q: What do you call a 6.9? A: A great sex position fucked up by a...
3/31/2008 12:00:00 AM
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Hiring Hard Workers

Hiring Hard Workers

A blond, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as...
5/4/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Fucked a Goat

Fucked a Goat

One day an 85-year-old man is taking a stroll around his hometown, which he...
8/24/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Mens Mastercard Commercial

Mens Mastercard Commercial

Cover Charge $15.00 Round of Drinks $23.00 Table Dance- $30.00 Another...
9/14/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Lesbians and Tools

Lesbians and Tools

Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? A: Snap-on tools!...
3/31/2008 12:00:00 AM
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A Ride Home

A Ride Home

A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a...
9/28/2005 10:17:00 AM
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Heaven or HELL

Heaven or HELL

A patient awakened after a serious operation only to find herself in a room...
11/13/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Hookers and Cab Drivers

Hookers and Cab Drivers

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from...
8/31/2009 12:00:00 AM
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New Years Wish

New Years Wish

On New Years Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was...
12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM
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Smokin Dope

Smokin Dope

Two guys get busted for smoking dope, so they have to go into court on a...
2/16/2006 12:00:00 AM
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