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Funny Joke: Keep it in the PANTS!

Keep it in the PANTS!

A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill...
2/25/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Shelf Life

Shelf Life

A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking. The cucumber says "I hate...
1/2/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Science Class Question

Science Class Question

A science teacher asked her students "Children, if you could own one...
10/3/2012 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: 11 inches for 16 bucks!

11 inches for 16 bucks!

A 13 year-old old paperboy knocks on the door of one of his customers. A...
4/21/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: What would you do??

What would you do??

A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the...
12/9/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Tight Pussy

Tight Pussy

This couple were in bed getting busy when the girl places the guys hand...
8/9/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Cuckoo Clock

Cuckoo Clock

The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my...
4/13/2010 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Tampons and Fishing

Tampons and Fishing

A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department...
1/3/2014 11:27:01 AM
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Funny Joke: I need your underwear

I need your underwear

Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to...
12/1/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Pissed in his ear...

Pissed in his ear...

A little boy went to his teacher to tell her he found a frog. The teacher...
12/10/2010 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: The Name Game

The Name Game

A new primary school teacher starts her first day of class. She begins by...
4/1/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: George W. and the VP

George W. and the VP

George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking, when...
9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM
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