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Funny Joke: Rectal Thermometer

Rectal Thermometer

A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
3/22/2010 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Had to mow the lawn!

Had to mow the lawn!

A nurse from England was on duty in the emergency department, when a punk...
11/23/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Automatic tampon remover

Automatic tampon remover

A man was on a airplane and had to use the bathroom, but the line to the...
9/22/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Moms cooking and gays

Moms cooking and gays

A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his...
9/8/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Brain Surgery

Brain Surgery

Lisa needs brain surgery and figures its easier to buy a new brain. She...
6/15/2010 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Panties

Panties

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been...
8/26/2008 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Bus Stop Strip Show

Bus Stop Strip Show

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a...
6/15/2010 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: The Penis wants a Raise

The Penis wants a Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following...
9/20/2005 2:00:00 PM
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Funny Joke: Take them all off

Take them all off

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is...
9/16/2008 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Whorehouse

Whorehouse

A trucker goes into a whorehouse and hands the Madam five hundred dollars....
4/28/2013 10:34:16 AM
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Funny Joke: Elevator Ride

Elevator Ride

A guy steps into an elevator and theres an attractive woman in it. He...
8/4/2008 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Though it was gas!

Though it was gas!

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man...
11/19/2010 12:00:00 AM
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