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Funny Joke: Wishful thinking

Wishful thinking

A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office. The doctor asked, "What can I...
3/19/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Safe Landing

Safe Landing

A plane takes off from New Yorks Kennedy Airport. After it reaches a...
8/12/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Poor Pirate

Poor Pirate

Poor Pirate One day a Pirate and a bartender were talking to each other...
2/16/2006 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Giving up?

Giving up?

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her...
2/22/2010 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Funny Artist

Funny Artist

At an art exhibition two women were staring at a painting entitled, "Home...
5/3/2010 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Pussy vs Beer

Pussy vs Beer

A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A...
2/7/2011 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Shelf Life

Shelf Life

A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking. The cucumber says "I hate...
1/2/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Best Kept Secret

Best Kept Secret

At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM
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Funny Joke: Five Important Qualities

Five Important Qualities

1. Its important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to...
10/14/2010 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Quiet Sex

Quiet Sex

Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife...
1/26/2011 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Simple Truths

Simple Truths

Simple Truth 1 -------------- Partners help each other undress before...
7/20/2011 12:00:00 AM
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Funny Joke: Condoms aisle 10

Condoms aisle 10

This guy goes to a super market and goes to aisle 12 and asks for a box of...
6/30/2009 12:00:00 AM
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