Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I dont know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she w... Read More
Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "Ill need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample." The old man says, "What?" So... Read More
One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, Im going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit Im talking about. Okay, first: its roun... Read More
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman starte... Read More
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one has to drop off, otherwise they are all going... Read More