A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah, I was a sales... Read More
A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection: <... Read More
A Boston Red Sox fan, a Chicago Cubs fan and a NY Yankees fan were all in Saudi Arabia performing military duty for the US Army. While off base, they were caught sharing a smuggled case of booze. A... Read More
A man woke up every morning and passed gas. After about eight or nine years of marriage, his wife finally said, if you fart any more, youll fart your guts out. Being a butcher, the wife decided to put... Read More
There was a little boy who was in kindergarten and he had to go to the bathroom really bad. the teacher said he couldnt go unless he said the alphabet first. so the little boy went ahead and recited t... Read More
A man was on a airplane and had to use the bathroom, but the line to the mens room was too long. So the man asked the stewardess if he can use the womens bathroom. The stewardess responed "Sure, ... Read More