I was caring for a woman and asked, "So hows your breakfastthis morning?""Its very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I cant seem to getused to the taste" the patient replied.I ... Read More
A new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach th... Read More
A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought! because it wont work. The clerk told her that he cant give her a refund because she bought ... Read More
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "We... Read More
I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this" and stuck out two of her finger... Read More
The wedding date was set and the grooms three pals - a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.