A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitche... Read More
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, Im getting you a headstone that reads:
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at thebreakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife,"Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.