From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport,comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin,Texas after last call the officer noticed a man leav... Read More
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.The... Read More
Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner...who lives with a female roommate Maria...During the course of the meal, his mother couldnt help but notice how pretty Anthonys roommate was. Sh... Read More
Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasnt feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,"Happy Birthday!" and probably have a present for ... Read More
A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: "Hello, Could you give me condom? My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!" The phar... Read More
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are... Read More