Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands performance as a lover. The first woman says "My Husband works as a marriage counselor. He always buys me flowers and candy before we ... Read More
A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him, and approaches, "Can I help you, sir?" "Yesssh! ssshomebody ssshtole my car!"... Read More
Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good...mostly As and a couple of Bs. However, her teacher had written across the bottom:
Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one en-gaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up th... Read More