There was a farmer who had 3 daughters that where going on their first date all at the same time. The protective farmer decide to show up at the door with a shotgun when the boys arrived to pick his d... Read More
A older couple are hiking through the woods. After a few minutes they immerge in a clearing. In the center of the opening there is a beautiful rose bush.
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked b... Read More
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there arent enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getti... Read More
A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks th... Read More
A woman and her little boy were walking through a park in New York and they pass two squirrels having sex. The little boy asks his mom, "Mommy, mommy, what are they doing?" The lady responde... Read More