Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a co... Read More
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite c... Read More
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in PITTSBURGH. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, &quo... Read More
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. You know what? says the 6 year old. I think its about time we started cussing. The 4 yearold nods his head in approval. The 6 year old c... Read More
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool an... Read More
As a native Iowan and excellent customer of Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an ef... Read More
A guy is walking past a bus stop and says to a woman "Can I smell your cunt?" "Fuck off, no you cant smell my cunt!" the woman yells back at him, "Oh" he replies, looking... Read More