A farmer is lying in bed with his wife when he turns to her grabs her tits and says "Honey if you could get milk out of these we could sell the cow". Then he grabs her pussy and says "H... Read More
A man walks into a bar and immediately realizes its a gay bar. He thinks to himself Im not gay but I really want to to drink so he walks up to the bar. The bartender asks "What is the name of you... Read More
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt an... Read More
Its when you mount your woman from behind, start going nice and slowly, take her hair and pull her head back slightly and whisper in her ear "Your sister was better than you...", and try to ... Read More
This home shopping network salesman is an idiot. He tries to show off a picture of a horse but the only problem is that its a butterfly and not a horse.