My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, the women squirted it all over the doorknobs. He cou... Read More
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the... Read More
A young female teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz "behind my back Ive got something red, round and you can eat it. what is it?" she asked.
A man says to his wife, "I fancy kinky sex, how about I blow my load in your ear?" The wife hastily replies, "No, I might go deaf!" To which the man replies, "Ive been shootin... Read More
One Night After Watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire... A man and his wife went to bed and the man was getting very frisky. He asked his wife if she was in the mood.
This guy gets pissed when he is sneeked up on and shot in the back with paintballs. They end up shooting each other at point blank range and then throw fists.