A man phones home from his office and says to his wife, "I have the chance to go fishing for a week. Its the opportunity of a lifetime. I have to leave right away. Pack my clothes, my fishing equ... Read More
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I dont know what else to do. Whenever I go home after weve been out drinking, I turn the headlights... Read More
A middle aged couple went to a spouse swapping party. They met a Martian couple and thought it would be nice to switch partners for the night. So they went off with the opposite spouse.