One day, a cowboy was crossing the desert to do some trading and came upon an Indian. The Indian was laying on his back and had an erection that stuck straight up in the air.
Mr. Jones was an old man with Alzheimers who lived in a nursing home. One day he came out of his room, tracked down the nearest nurse, and said, "My penis is dead!"
Two men were in a clinic. One of them was moaning badly, the second man asked him the reason why he was whining so badly. The first man replied, "I had come for a blood test and they cut a part o... Read More