Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a machete to her throat, said, "Red, Im going to screw your brains o... Read More
A 75 year old man went to his doctors office for a sperm count test. The doctor gave the man a jar, told him to take it home and return the next day with a sample.
An older blonde woman heard through a friend that taking a milk bath is good for the skin, will cure stretch marks and make her beautiful again. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons ... Read More