Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk as he puts on his golf shoes. Everyone else ... Read More
A married couple was in a terrible accident and the wives face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldnt graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husb... Read More
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy.