A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I... Read More
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor/veterinarian and told him that he and his wife/cousin... Read More
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. Shed seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she made for the nearest frozen lake.
At a restaurant, one of the customers noticed that all of the waiters had two spoons in their vest pocket. Upon being asked, the waiter said, "We see that the most frequently dropped silverware a... Read More
An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds.
Steve-O had one to many drinks before he came on this talk show. He was out of control. Security ended up taking him off the show and actually to the hospital for some stiches in his foot.