A blind man was walking down the street with his dog. They stopped at the corner to wait for the passing traffic. The dog, at this point, started pissing on the mans leg. As the dog finished the man r... Read More
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a case of beer, any kind except Schlitz. The bartender says, "Whats wrong with Schlitz, dont you like it? The man says, "I hate that shit&qu... Read More
Roger is a hard worker, and he spends most of his nights bowling or playing volleyball. One weekend, his wife decides that he needs to relax a little and take a break from sports, so she takes him to ... Read More
A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant and buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine. On the way hom... Read More
A husband and wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local country club. The man and woman meet the pro and head onto the driving range. The man goes up to hit first. He swings and hits the ba... Read More
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom ... Read More
This kid has some skills in the Martial Arts. When he goes to fight some thug he scares the shit out of the thug when he gets into stance. Its pretty funny and then he knocks the thug out.