A priest had to go pee but had to stay and listen to confessions, when a janitor passed by the priest said "Hey could you sit in here and listen to confessions while I go the restroom?" <... Read More
"IM GOING FISHIN." Really means..."Im going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." Read More
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting read to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing all around on ... Read More