A professor at Auburn University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. Getting a feel for his students, he asks “How many of you believein ghosts?” About 80 of his students raise their ... Read More
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, Mark! How ya doin’?” His wife is puzzled and asks if he’... Read More
A lady walks into Tiffanys.. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she lets out a fart.
Tim was a salesmans delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. One day Tim came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot lie detector.