There once was a man from Cass. Whose balls were made out of brass. When they tinkled together, They played "Stormy Weather" And lightning shot out of his ass.
Well, it seems Jacko is back in the news again, seems he’s sold out his latest and supposedly final European tour. He’s selling Neverland, and he’s attracted the attention - once aga... Read More
John, two days before his scheduled visit to the proctologist, accidentally swallowed his glass eye when he was cleaning it. He was worried at first, but after calling his doctor and learning he proba... Read More