The Perfect Dump -- Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, its rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth slidin... Read More
Jon and Dan are in a mental institution which has an annual contest that picks two of the best patients and gives them two questions. If they answer correctly, they are released.
A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says shes going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells her that the bank w... Read More
One day at a local buffet, a man suddenly called out, "My son is choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help!" A man from a nearby table stood up and announced that he wa... Read More
One day a teacher went into her class room and saw the word, “penis” written in small letters on the chalkboard. She erased it and went on with the days lesson.
A man moved into a new apartment and he decided to go and check his mail. The next thing he knows, a beautiful woman is standing in front of him with a robe on.
A modern Orthodox Jewish couple, preparing for a religious wedding, meets the rabbi who is supposed to perform the ceremony. The rabbi asks if they have any last questions before they leave.
After watching an awful five-minute funny video, Larry decides to build a time machine to go back in time to warn himself to not watch it, only to repeat his mistake over and over again.