Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke. John asks Sam if he has a lighter. He replies, and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter.
A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. Read More
A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother’s, and asked her why. Read More
AT&T Condums: Reach out and touch someone. Campbell’s Condoms: Mmm, mmm, good. Nike Condoms: Just do it. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby. GE Co... Read More
There was a class going on and a girl walked in and the teacher said "Where have you been?." The girl said " Ive been on blueberry hill. Five minutes later another girl walked in and sh... Read More
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of the bushes and hits her over the head, proceeds to kick her in the groin and break her nose with a massive left hook.
Breakfast - Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth Lunch - Send your secretary out for six "gutbombers"... Read More