A farmer is lying in bed with his wife when he turns to her grabs her tits and says "Honey if you could get milk out of these we could sell the cow". Then he grabs her pussy and says "H... Read More
A lecturer teaching medicine was teaching a class on Observation. He took out a jar of yellow-colored liquid. "This, he explained, is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant to color, sme... Read More
This guy goes into a whore house and tells the mistress he wants to eat out a girl for the first time. She sends him up and he meets this deadly blonde chick. She whips down her pants and he starts li... Read More
An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when, all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be gran... Read More
Who is Jack Schitt you ask? The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "you dont know jack schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the sit... Read More
There was a little boy who had just learned to count on his fingers. One day his uncle came to visit and the boy was anxious to show off his newly acquired skill. He told the uncle to ask him and addi... Read More