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Male Statements

Statement: "Im a Romantic."
True Meaning: "Im poor."

Statement: "Youre the only girl Ive ever cared about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasnt rejected me."

Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."
True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."

Statement: "Shes kinda cute."
True Meaning: "I wouldnt kick her out of bed but a pillow over the
head might be necessary."

Statement: "I dont know if I like her."
True Meaning: "She wont sleep with me."

Statement: "Was it good for you?"
True Meaning: "Im insecure about my manhood."

Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night."
True Meaning: "Who are you?"

Statement: "Do you love me?"
True Meaning: "Ive done something stupid and you might find out."

Statement: "Do you really love me?"
True Meaning: "Ive done something stupid and youre going to find
out sooner or later."

Statement: "How much do you love me?"
True Meaning: "Ive done something really stupid and someones on
their way to tell you by now."

Statement: "I have something to tell you."
True Meaning: "Get tested."

Statement: "Ive been thinking a lot."
True Meaning: "Youre not as attractive as when I was drunk."

Statement: "I think we should just be friends."
True Meaning: "Youre ugly."

Statement: "Ive learned a lot from you."
True Meaning: "Next!!!!"

Statement: "Im on a long distance call, can you call me later?" True Meaning: "I gotta turn on my answering machine."

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