Posted: 9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shafts all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I cant get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. Ive got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.