Posted: 11/11/2011 12:00:00 AM
Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
You make my software turn to hardware!
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to!
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?
Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I'd like to tap that!
Wanna ring in the new year with a bang?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you!
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!