Simple Truths

Simple Truth 1
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Partners help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed!


Simple Truth 2
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When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and saying, "Congrats".
But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".

Moral of the story: Hard work is never appreciated!