The Cheating Husband

A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. She was filled with rage and With super-human strength, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vise. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to....to....cut it off are you?!"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said:

"Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."