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Little Johny playing cards

Posted: 1/10/2010 12:00:00 AM
Little Johnny is walking down the hall when he hears a noise from his parents room. He knocks on the door and asks his mom whats going on. "Playing cards," she replies. "Whos your partner?" asked little johnny. "Your father!"

Content with his answer, Little Johnny walks further down the hall towards his room when he hears the same noise coming from his sisters room. Again, he knocks on the door and asked his sister what was she doing. "Playing cards." "With who?" he asks. "My boyfriend!" she says.

A short while later, Little Johnnys father is walking down the hall and hears a noise coming from Little Johnnys room. He knocks on the door and asks "What are you doing?" "Playing cards!" replied Johnny. "Whos your partner?" asked his father...

Little Johnny answers promptly, "With a hand like this who needs a partner?"

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