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Irish Bar Food

An Irish man walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Corned Beef Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $5.00

Checking his wallet for money, he walks up to the bar and calls over the very hot blonde serving drinks to a bunch of drooling men.

"Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes" she giggles "I am."

The man replies "Well wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
Date3/17/2011 12:00:00 AM
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