An Irish man walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Corned Beef Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $5.00
Checking his wallet for money, he walks up to the bar and calls over the very hot blonde serving drinks to a bunch of drooling men.
"Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes" she giggles "I am."
The man replies "Well wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"